AKPOS:Hi Kwame, I need your Help!

Kwame:How can I help you?

AKPOS: Please I want to test if the BRAKE of my Car is still working.

KWAME:How can I be of help here?

AKPOS:Please just stay at the front of the car while I drive towards you.

KWAME:Ok.

After some minutes, Kwame was rushed to the hospital with broken legs while Akpos is now in the Police Station.

Please, who is the FOOL here, Akpos or Kwame?

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Akpos was baptized in a nearby church.

The pastor asked him to choose any Christian name.

AKPOS:Pastor, I would be much glad to be called grace.

PASTOR:Grace is for females.

AKPOS: What about disgrace?

In a biology class the teacher asked a question:

TEACHER:Class! What do we find in cells?

AKPOS:Thieves.

Akpos burst into the house “Daddy! my CGPA is 4.78”

The father is amazed and says “This calls for a party.”

The father takes Akpos around the town to shopping malls and Eateries. He spends all he has including his month end salary.

The father taught to himself, “At least I celebrated my son’s success even if I’m eventually broke.” When they got home, Akpos shows his result to his father.

His father looking Stunned, angrily snares at his son, “WHAT IS THIS? I thought you had a first class? But what I’m seeing in your result is Third class!”

Akpos, who is smiling sheepishly, suddenly shouts, “APRIL FOOL DAD!!!”

Akpos is currently on admission at the Emergency Unit of the General Hospital.

Akpos was riding at the back of his limousine when he saw a man eating grass my the roadside.

He ordered his driver to stop and got out to investigate “Why are you eating grass?”

he asked the man. “I don’t have any money for food,”the poor man replied.

“Oh,please come to my house!” “But sir,I have a wife and four children…” “Bring them along!” Akpos said.

They all climbed into the limousine. As they were going the poor fellow said:”Sir you are too kind.

Thank you for taking all of us in.” Akpos replied “No,you don’t understand. The grass at my house at my house is over five feet tall it will be enough for all your family members!