My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.

I couldn’t figure out why the baseball kept getting large. Then it hit me.

Akpos escaped from Yaba Psychiatric Hospital. When he got home, He called the psychiatric Hospital on phone and asked; “Is there anyone in room eight at ward one?” The Receptionist on phone replied; “Just a minute sir let me go and check.” A while later the Receptionist came back on the phone and said; There is no one sir.” Akpos exclaimed; “Wow! Okay my dear.” The Receptionist said; “But why did you ask sir.” Akpos replied; “I want to be sure that I’ve escaped.”

OCHUKO:Akpos, why do keep saying’Good morning sir’ to the mirror?

AKPOS:Last night, Ebube told me to respect myself