Akpos was in the classroom when his teacher gave a classwork that everybody in class should draw a goat eating grass.

When they all finish drawing they submitted their work for the teacher to grade, when the teacher wanted to grade Akpos’ work,he noticed that there was nothing on the drawing book.

So he called Akpos to ask why he left the drawing book blank. Akpos replied and said “Maybe the goat has finished eating the grass and went away.”

Akpos was caught red handed by his principal writing “MAY GOD PUNISH MY PRINCIPAL”

PRINCIPAL:What nonsense are you writing?(about to Slap Akpos)

AKPOS:Sir,I have not finished writing it.

PRINCIPAL:(angry) What do you mean. You are insulting me and you are saying that you have not finished?

AKPOS:This is not want I want to write.

PRINCIPAL:So what did you want to write?

AKPOS:I wanted to write “MAY GOD PUNISH MY PRINCIPAL’S ENEMIES.”

Two mentally disturbed men Akpos and Kwame decided they must go to school. They collected old books and went to sit under the tree pretending it was a school. The following day, Akpos got there early and climbed the tree. As Kwame came and saw his friend on top of the tree he asked,”What are you doing up there?” “Akpos replied, “I am now in high school.”

DOCTOR:Do you exercise daily to keep healthy?

AKPOS:Yes doctor…I play football and tennis daily.

DOCTOR:Good! How long do you play?

AKPOS:I play till the battery on my phone goes down.

An American,an English man, and a Nigerian man were on a ship.

Suddenly the Devil appeared and said,”Drop anything in the sea,If I find it I will eat you,If I can’t,I will be your slave!”

The American dropped a pin,the Devil found it and ate him.

The English man dropped a coin,the Devil found it and ate him too.

The Nigerian opened a bottle of water,poured it in the sea and said,”Na today be today, go find am!”.

Akpos and his wife went to Israel and decided to pick a boat and see the beauty of river jordan. When Akpos asked the boatman how much it will cost them, he said $500. Akpos shouted, No wonder Jesus decided to walk on the sea.”

Having flogged him for his poor performance in an English language test.

TEACHER:You are such a dummy!

You can’t even make a simple sentence in your test.

AKPOS:Haba aunty!

TEACHER:Shut up! Ok make a simple sentence with ‘mad’

AKPOS:Our aunty is mad.

AKPOS:Mum you lied to me.

MUM:How?

AKPOS:You said my brother is a little Angel

MUM:Yes he is!

AKPOS:How come he didn’t fly when I threw him from the balcony?

Teacher:Akpos your essay on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s.Did you copy his essay?

Akpos:No sir,It’s the same dog.