Joke 1

Akpos and his two friends attended a party and got themselves drunk……On there way home they chatted a cab(taxi). When they entered, they told the driver there destination..The driver noticing that they were drunk started his car and turned it off..He turned and told them that they have arrieved at their destination……they paid the taxi driver his money,and he was happy that his plan worked…to his grtest surprise while AKPOS was coming down he gave him a sound slap….the driver thought that Akpos knew what he did but decided to ask Akpos why the slap and Akpos answered“YOU ALMOST KILLED US““